For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.Sponsored Products are advertisements for products sold by merchants on I travel quite often, so my conversations often begin with a recent destination, or an upcoming one. I usually start with something I’m passionate about.Remember Tribe member Stacy Rebek's nerd-gasmic Periodic Table of the Element themed Save the Dates? : Nerdy wedding invitations I profiled nerdy Save the Dates about a year ago -- now it's time for some geektastical wedding invitations in your face. Read more I found these binary code Save the Dates from Etsy seller Grey Dog Designs Tribe member Chucklehouse's friend helped create these Star Wars STDs, featuring her and her fiance as Han and Leia, with their bridesmaids and groomspeople appearing as the cast of supporting characters.What nerd doesn't appreciate a good flowchart? This was just one of the four different STDs that Tribe member Jordan Bell and her husband created.On Computers Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. " God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER -------------------------- An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them. BASIC Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. Modula2 After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So, Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They did every known job But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went off. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! On big systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged. C You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Motif You spend days writing a Ul L description of your foot, the trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scroliwork on the ivory handles of the gun. Last night we had pizza in the middle of the night.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! Prolog You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot.
They moused, They did spreadsheets, They wrote reports. They sent e-mail, They sent out e-mail with attachments. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. " Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there." COBOL Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIN gun at LEG. When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Paradox Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too. Late at night is the best time to program, so they let us stay up.
I love Minted's "Love Flowchart" Save the Dates! Triple word score Scrabble STDs from Tribe member Pencil Witch.
The STD was from Megan and Rusty's unicorn and giraffe wedding.